THE GIFT SHOP · DROP 001
The merch was in the comics all along.
Every mug on every desk in every field report, finally available as a product. Not yet as a product you can buy, though: we are still choosing a supported vendor, self-hosting the checkout, and writing an RFC about the size chart.
Nothing below is for sale. Nothing below ships. Everything below was drawn first and will be manufactured later, assuming nothing changes.
FINE PRINT
Returns policy: you cannot return what never shipped.
Slogans are quoted from the stories and portraits they appear in, or from a character's doctrine. Products are fictional for now. Prices, sizes and a checkout will appear once three people agree on a payment provider.