CHARACTERS
Our highly aligned team.
Twelve competent people with twelve incompatible definitions of “reasonable.” Nobody is permanently right. Nobody is permanently the joke.
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Principal Engineer
Alex
The Architect
Founding Engineer
Jo
The Cowboy
Senior Engineer
Riley
The Minimalist
AI Engineer
Taylor
The AI Native
Security Engineer
Morgan
The Threat Modeler
Infrastructure Engineer
Chris
The Sovereign
CTO
Pat
The Enterprise Adult
Founder / CEO
Maya
The Visionary
Product Designer
Nora
The User Advocate
Lead Engineer
Hugo
The Perfectionist
Staff Engineer
Ruth
The Maintainer
Engineering Manager
Greg
The Hedger
GUEST POLICY
Occasional visitors from the real tech world.
Public figures may appear as clearly satirical guests. We won’t present invented dialogue as a factual quote, imply endorsement, or make the fictional cast depend on celebrity cameos.