A SATIRICAL ENCYCLOPEDIA OF TECHNOLOGY CULTURE

Reasonable opinions about unreasonable technology.

Twelve competent engineers. Twelve incompatible definitions of reasonable.

Observed in the wild.

Pat bought 24/7 support. It answered in 11 minutes.

Priority is measured in distance from the CEO's inbox.

Taylor sees a coworker where Riley sees a shell script.

TAKES

Twelve responders, one outage, thirteen root causes.

CHARACTERS

FIELD GUIDE

Infrastructure religion

A container orchestration system and reliable generator of organizational opinions.

🦈 Predator: docker compose

💖 4 reach · 🛑 4 push back

Development methodology

Software development in which intent is crisp, implementation is generated, and archaeology begins unusually early.

🦈 Predator: Six months later

💖 4 reach · 🛑 4 push back · 📚 1

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