DATA NERD
Charts nobody asked for.
The whole team, reduced to arrows and coordinates. Every number here was assigned by vibes, then defended in a meeting until it felt like data.
01 · RELATIONSHIP GRAPH
Who gets along with whom.
Arrows point from the person who said it. Seating is optimized so friends sit together and foils glare across the table.
02 · THE MAGIC QUADRANT (UNAUDITED)
Where everyone stands.
Pick two axes. Scores run from 0 to 10 and were peer reviewed by nobody. The URL remembers your chart, so you can send it to the person it proves wrong.