TAKES
Who should we hire next?
Everyone is hiring for the company they think we are.
EVERYONE'S RIGHT
Every answer
AlexThe Architect“A staff engineer to own the platform. Then a team for the platform.”
JoThe Cowboy“Someone who can start Monday. Today, ideally.”
RileyThe Minimalist“Nobody. Delete a service instead.”
TaylorThe AI Native“An agent. It already applied.”
MorganThe Threat Modeler“A security engineer. Then a background check on the hiring process.”
ChrisThe Sovereign“An SRE who has run their own mail server.”
PatThe Enterprise Adult“A VP who has done this before, at scale.”
MayaThe Explorer“A generalist who loves chaos. Maybe three.”
NoraThe User Advocate“A user researcher. We have zero.”
LéoThe Maximalist“An illustrator. Trust me.”
RuthThe Maintainer“Someone to learn the old system before I retire.”
GregThe Hedger“A contractor first. Keeps our options open.”