TAKES
What should our KPI be?
Everyone measured something. Nobody measured the same company.
EVERYONE'S RIGHT
Every answer
AlexThe Architect“p99 latency of the platform. Across all future products.”
JoThe Cowboy“Deploys per day. Higher is better. Always.”
RileyThe Minimalist“Number of moving parts. Lower is better.”
TaylorThe AI Native“Tasks completed by agents, per human.”
MorganThe Threat Modeler“Days since the last incident. The security kind.”
ChrisThe Sovereign“Percentage of the stack we could fork tomorrow.”
PatThe Enterprise Adult“Whatever the board already looks at.”
MayaThe Explorer“Experiments launched this week. Ten is the floor.”
NoraThe User Advocate“Time until a new user does the thing.”
LéoThe Maximalist“Screenshots shared per week.”
RuthThe Maintainer“Uptime. Since 2003.”
GregThe Hedger“Let's track all of them and pick one later.”