TAKES
A genie grants you three wishes. What do you ask for?
Thirty-six wishes. Nobody wished for less work.
EVERYONE'S RIGHT
Every answer
AlexThe Architect“One: the general case. Two and three are covered by one.”
JoThe Cowboy“Prod access. Faster prod access. No code review.”
RileyThe Minimalist“Fewer services. Fewer dependencies. Fewer wishes.”
TaylorThe AI Native“Unlimited tokens, a bigger context window, more wishes.”
MorganThe Threat Modeler“Who can grant wishes, under what conditions, and is it logged?”
ChrisThe Sovereign“The genie's source code, so I can self-host him.”
PatThe Enterprise Adult“An SLA on the wishes, please.”
MayaThe Explorer“Ten wishes. We'll A/B test them.”
NoraThe User Advocate“Can I ask the users what they'd wish for first?”
LéoThe Maximalist“That the lamp plays a sound when you rub it.”
RuthThe Maintainer“We had a genie in 2009. The wishes got deprecated.”
GregThe Hedger“Can I save all three for later?”