💡 WHY HUGO IS RIGHT
An event that drives a decision is production code: it can fire twice, never fire, or change meaning after a refactor. If the board deck depends on checkout_started, it deserves the same care as checkout itself: an owner, a schema, a test that fails when it breaks. Fifty trustworthy events are worth more than four hundred nobody can vouch for, and he would rather fix one now than explain a fake trend later.
